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Yes, this is a REAL candidate for the presidency of these United States Of America.
Join yourselves to the internet hive-mind and help us get him elected.
You may ask yourself: "Why would I vote for a man who wears a boot for a hat?"
FACTS!
Vermin Supreme is the only candidate who has proposed a "Pony-based economy". Goodbye joblessness!
Vermin Supreme's glorious "Zombie Energy Program" will make us entirely independent of foreign oil.
LIES!
Some have said that his proposed "Secret Dental police" and "Dental Re-education Centers" go too far.
But I say: If those people don't have cavities to hide, why are they so worried?






















